What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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