Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

why was kade sad? he shit himself

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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