What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Cancer.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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