Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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chirs

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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