- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

dyslexics of the world untie!

save me from the nothing ive become

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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