Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Anti Joke

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