- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

One time I walked into a fat kid..

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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