- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Robin, Get in the Car

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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