Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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NASCAR

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Nuneaton..

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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The dewey decimal system

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Anti Joke

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