- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Justin Bieber

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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