- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Cliterus

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

david poredos

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Women's rights...

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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