The Female Orgasm

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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