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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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