What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

So one time there was this woman learning...

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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