What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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8--------------------- penis

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hi jonny

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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I had a submarine.... once

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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