What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Knock knock come in.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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