- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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