- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A seal walks into a club.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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