If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

outside your comfort zone

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Tony Romo

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Women's rights

Queens Park rangers

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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