- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

shut up kobe!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??