- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Queens Park rangers

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Tony Romo

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Wolfjob.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

dassa

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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