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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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