- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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