- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

justin littleton being sucessful

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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