What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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