- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What black and has children A black man

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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