- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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