An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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