Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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nick toth

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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GONNA

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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someone called a frog a frog

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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