- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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