What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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