Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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