- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Turkey Balls

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Neil Lewis

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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