Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

FUCK THE JEWS

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Knock Knock Come in

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

osama bin laden is dead

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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