What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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CHORGLUND

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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