- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What is white and long? A New York winter

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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