ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Me

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Your mums a potato

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Obama

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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