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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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