- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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