is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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A bar walks into a man

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Ms Leong Sux

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Dwight Howard

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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