- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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