- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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