what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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