- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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