bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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