Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Take wrong turns

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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