My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A man buys a prius

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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