What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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