What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

The FCC

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Who has no penis Religious Believers

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

A man buys a prius

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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