I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Women's Rights

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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