- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

more like nig!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

gay people

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

whos district champs not JM

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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