how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whos district champs not JM

where is the world?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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