- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

I forgot what i was gonna say

This is sparta No this is patrick

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

smell the vitamin C

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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