Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Take wrong turns

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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