Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Women's Rights

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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