- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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