Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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