What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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so... how about that airplane food

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Buzi vagy!

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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This is an anti joke

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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the love boat

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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