What do you call a black man? A person

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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