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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Punching a baby

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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