- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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