What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Woman rights.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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