- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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