Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

God

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Girls Lacrosse.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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