Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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