The WNBA

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Compton

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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I shot a bitch.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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