Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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