People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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