- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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