why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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You

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WHAT????

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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I am quite mature.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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