- Anti Joke

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.