- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

People with cancer.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Students, please find the surface integral.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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