Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Wright flyer

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's two plus two? Window

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

I wrote a funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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