What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Tucker Rivera

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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im saul and i love cock

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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