This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Dislike this.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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whos district champs not JM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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