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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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