- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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