- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Your dads dead. lol

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

4 hours later.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

"Knock knock" Come in!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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