Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A sober Irish individual.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

VAL SUCKS

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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