roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

VAL SUCKS

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Dumb

Invisible Children Foundation.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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