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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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