- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

the midget went to the midget store

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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