- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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