- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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