- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

adam hodgson !

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Homo say what?

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

so... how about that airplane food

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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