A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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