- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

H o m o comes out as homo

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

womens rights

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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