- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

A man killed himself.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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