Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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