- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's 1+1? 69.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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