- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Dusters blow stuff.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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