Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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