Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's 1+1? 69.

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