What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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