What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Take part of what?

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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