Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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honest politician

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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autsim

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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