- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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