What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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