- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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