How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why? Why Not?

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

feminists.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

hi

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Joke

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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