Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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