why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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y u no like me joke?

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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